dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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