I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize