Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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