If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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