I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
