The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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