people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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