Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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