I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We talked him into tasing himself.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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