Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
