And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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