it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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