can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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