I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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