I just pynch a tree in the face
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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