I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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