do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Randomize
