West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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