I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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