Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
pray to the hookup gods
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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