no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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