She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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