operation harelip BJ is a go
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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