her vagine was all disorganized.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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