I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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