I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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