obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
