i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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