It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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