That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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