i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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