ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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