Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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