that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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