I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Randomize
