Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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