maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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