I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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