16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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