Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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