What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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