...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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