How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
