:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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