So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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