gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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