thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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