I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You work out of a Hotel?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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