Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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