How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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