Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
