: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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