Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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