And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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