chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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